Apparently, when she partied in her younger days, her bra ended up in her purse a lot. Such a class act, that one.
To be fair, my former Step-father of 14 years is a huge POS, but still. No need to blast that on the Facebook, mom. You did have my brother from him and he is on Facebook. Along with much of his family.
Apparently, moonshine fixes everything.
No words for this one.
She is always bustin' my chops. I posted a picture of my food prep for the week and she just had to bust me AND bring up my childhood. AND bring up her... menopause?!?!
Bustin' my chops... again.
Apparently, she thinks I show my boobies a lot.
She loves me... kind of :)
I am dubbing this entry part 1 because I am sure there are lots, lots more to come.
These are hilarious but the last one is soo cute! :)
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leila xx
http://justleilajoycey.blogspot.co.uk/
LOVE YOUR MOM!!! can we share her? lol
ReplyDeleteyou should write a "sh*t my mom says" book. you'll make millions!
I just wanted to say thanks for the follow back on Bloglovin'! Hope you're having a fabulous Thursday :o)
ReplyDeleteI really need this today! The first one was so funny she sounds like so much fun. HOpe you have a wonderful weekend!
ReplyDeleteMy mom is not that bad but she does have her moments when she says retarded stuff...mostly in Spanish so a lot of people don't know what she's saying but she scans embarrassing pics of my brother and I and tags us in it.
ReplyDeleteLike really, mom?!!
Following from the Lovely Blog Hop.
xoxo Keep it Touched,
Khloe
www.kgstyleblogs.com
Haha your mom seems like a riot!! You should give this more than 2 parts girl, make a whole "Shit My Mom Says on Facebook" series!!! LOL!
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Bailey
http://akabailey.blogspot.com
hahhah omg. All of these cracked me up! I have grandparents that are on facebook, and they say the weirdest things. Sometimes I get embarrassed, but then think "so what?" haha
ReplyDeleteHahahahhaha this is great. I just read the second part, and had to come see more! Your mom is hilarious! :)
ReplyDeleteP.s. I've followed your blog from the TGIF blog hop! I would love if you came over to my blog and did the same :) PolishManiacs.x10.mx , Thank you! :)
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